February 2012
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Mom: Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture.
